The Insane Cashier: Big Bills

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Big Bills

Tonight we had several customers use fifties and hundreds when their purchase was under ten dollars.  I want you to come closer to make sure you hear what I'm about to tell you.  Closer.  Closer.  Closer still.  I want your ears no more than a few inches from my face.  Perfect.  Now listen: WE'RE NOT A BANK!!!  We only have so many ones and fives.  Go to a bank during the week and GET some smaller bills!

Also, if I have my light off, that means my register is CLOSED.  When my register is closed, you go to the one where the light is ON.  If we have a closed sign on our conveyor belt, that means that this register is CLOSED.  Do not ask me if I can take you, the register is CLOSED.

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