Man, it's been a while since my last post. And things are just as crazy as ever. An update on Bob: He is on the verge of being fired. I just hope he doesn't realize it.
You know, if I could have one wish, it would be that we cashiers would be allowed to tell people how idiotic they seem when they ask a stupid question, or how annoyed we are when they pay a two dollar and fourteen cent total with a twenty. Hell, just yesterday someone called in and asked if we had kiddie pools! Seriously lady?! Below are some responses I wish I could give to common idiotic questions/situations:
Customer walks in and immediately asks where the batteries are:
Me: Look around you lazy bum, they're right behind you.
Customer: Walks into the store, comes up to me, and simply says (Insert product here). No "Do you have" or anything, just (insert product here)
Me: F you.
Customer: Pays with a twenty for their two-dollar total.
Me: I'm sorry, you must have us confused with a bank. The bank is right across the street. We're a freaking dollar store.
Customer: Runs to the front of the line, skipping everyone else, waves a product in my face, throws money at me, then runs out.
Me: Umm, no, lady. You have to wait in line like everyone else. I don't give half a damn if you're in a rush, you should have planned better.
Customer: Puts soap/other product in candy by registers.
Me: Ma'am/sir, I realize you probably didn't pass first grade, so I'm gonna help you out: That product is actually over there, what you were about to put it with was the candy.
Customer's kids are making a ruckus and customer is doing nothing to stop them.
Me: GTFO my store.
Me: Obviously helping a customer.
Another customer: Waves hands, whistles for me to come.
Me: Gives the birdie.
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